And yes, they’re all real (with a bit of poetic licence thrown in…)
Number one: “I have IBS. Please send me a list of the foods that I can eat.”
Number two: “I have diarrhea and am in a lot of pain but I haven’t seen the doctor. Do you think this sounds like IBS?”
Number three: “I have a new product that will cure your IBS. It works by realigning the spatial energy of your digestive field and reigniting your molecular goblins. Please tell all your members about it as this is a genuine IBS breakthrough that the drug companies are trying to suppress.”
Number four: “I read about digestive enzymes on your site. I live in a small town in Alaska – where is my nearest stockist?”
Number five: “I have a new product that will cure your IBS. There’s no scientific evidence that it works and we haven’t done any trials to make sure it’s safe, but please tell all your members about it because it’s a genuine breakthrough that doctors don’t want you to know about. Oh, and here’s a glowing testimonial written by my elderly aunt.”
I am so very glad that you are starting to feel better. On reading your blog and doctors tests leading to nothing again, I have been going to see a nutritionist. I told her my symptoms and now am on a anti-candida diet, taking lactic bacteria, and vitamins.. I can honestly say that even after just a few days – my tummy hasnt been this flat for years!! Yes I do have a fuzzy head but thats due to detox I gather. It is so strange to think that after all these years I am on the path to being normal again – doesnt quite seem real.. so excited tho
xx
I was happy to hear you are on the road to recovery and hope that the good news continues. Thank you for all the information, it has been very helpful.